Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new day. I pick up 'The New York Times, ' and I look at the front page and realize that once again I'm wrong. I start to fixate on stuff. Lewis Black
Some Similar Quotes
  1. He is beauty, inside and out. He is the silver lining in a world of darkness. He is my light. - Marie Lu

  2. Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

  3. A thirst for water may be an oasis in your day. - Anthony T.Hincks

  4. Your smile is what gets me through the day and my dreams of you are what gets me through the night. - Anthony T. Hincks

  5. It never failed to amaze me how the most ordinary day could be catapulted into the extraordinary in the blink of an eye. - Jodi Picoult

More Quotes By Lewis Black
  1. Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

  2. Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?

  3. They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.

  4. Just relax and breathe through your ass.

  5. If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he climbs down any chimneys tonight. Good luck. And since we're a family that isn't lucky enough to have a chimney,...

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